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Puzzle Pirates recently had a contest for the best homemade 30 second commercial:

Yer mission, should ye choose to accept it, is te create a 30-second commercial that illustrates yer favorite aspects of the Puzzle Pirates game. Imagine that it's going to be broadcast during halftime of a Footbrawl event! What makes ye love the sweet trade? What would ye highlight te the world about yer puzzlin' life on the high seas?

We're lookin' fer a great Puzzle Pirates themed clip that'll fit in 30 seconds. Ye may create yer own content or you may spoof an existing commercial, coz they be also endlessly amusing. Get inspiration from yer favorite beer or soap or potato chip commercial if ye're short of ideas (a piratey equivalent for wassssssup, the Mastercard "priceless" ads, etc.) Ye've got just 30 seconds, so don't try te tell the epic story of yer pirate's life or describe the whole Puzzle Pirates world.

Apollo really annoys me in more ways that one, especially when he puts the YouTube URLs into a hyperlink and labels them as "linky". Anyway, you can check out all the winners. linky. Here's a couple of my favorites:

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